Sarah Palin secret the revelation of which we're most looking forward to (sorted by percentage of likely voters), according to a completely valid and scientific poll conducted by the Federal Institute of Knowledge in conjunction with the National Foundation for the Betterment of the Nation:
21% Had torrid love affair with Billy Ray Cyrus in summer of 1980
19% Serves up a really mediocre meatloaf
15% All family members actually suck at hockey
14% Once killed a pair of drifters using a caribou antler
9% After a long day of tense negotiations with Putin, enjoys "unwinding" with Inuit pool boy she calls Pedro
8% Does not really need those glasses
6% Favorite song of all time is ABBA's "Dancing Queen"
5% For a period in 1998 was a member of the Wasilla Independence Party, which seeks to secede from Alaska after Alaska secedes from the United States
3% Currently writing a successful series of erotic novels under the pseudonym Jacqueline Powers
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what's the big deal over this chick? meh.
I think I concur. Her main qualification seems to her existence as a female so that the Republicans can claim to be breaking down barriers in this election as well (despite the fact that this particular barrier was broken down 24 years ago by the Democrats).
I'm looking forward to watching Biden dismantle her on Oct 2.
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